TSN Lancer

[Matsiyan]

The new ship comes with new uniforms, right?

[Graybeard]

THAT big hat?!? Belongs on a hussar, not a lancer! 😉

[Matsiyan]

No no no no no. THIS is a lancer’s hat. Hussars wear floppy furry things. 😀

[Aramond]

New ship? Clearly I came down with the space flu on the wrong day.

[Jayce Gideon]

I doubt those hats will fit in the “school bus.” Though, you might be able to affix them to the exterior hull and use them as ramming spikes; they certainly look firm enough to take a few hits.

[Fulvus]

You mayn’t interfere with the antennae of your wargear.

[Adele Mundy]

If TSN Lancer uniforms look like this I’m definitely putting in for a transfer!

[Matsiyan]

Alas, Aramond, the poor TSN Hunter was not fast enough to pull away from a rather one-sided affair with a Pirate Axe class. R.I.P. brave scout ship.

Fleet command have assigned the experimental interceptor, TSN Lancer (IX-001) to take her place for the time being. Hunter’s crew made it to the life pods and are now working up doctrine for the new vessel. This has led to some hilarity, for example having to politely decline a request for an echo run due to a permanent lack of ordnance launch capability.

[Aramond]

Ahh, I was wondering what happened to the Hunter. May that crazy scout ship find peace in that great shipyard in the sky…space sky…space heaven??? <JOKE FAILING. ABORT JOKE. ABORT.>

[Graybeard]

Wait, I thought the Hunter was in for a disco ball upgrade!
Ahh, I learned a new word. CZPAKA!
Lancers, a tradition back to the Napoleonic Era.
I’ll just drop this here.
and this

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