[Game] Your ship exploded, explain it to the Fleet Captain.

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  • #3757
    Maurice Allard
    Participant

    It appears the Hawk had a Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly, sir.

    #3772
    Aramond
    Participant

    Sir, that Torgoth Leviathan had surrendered. You can review it in the logs of the Raven’s black box. I couldn’t have known they were lying.

    #3777
    Lewis Remmick
    Participant

    Sir, we appear to have lost sensor contact with the enemy. And the engine room. And the hull.

    #3784
    Quinn
    Participant

    The ship’s computer has been begging for an upgrade for weeks, sir. I believe she may have decided to take matters into her own hands when she refused to release the parking break when in the midst of enemy beam arcs…

    #3788
    Adele Mundy
    Participant

    There was a Toaster Malfunction in the ship’s galley.

    #3790
    Xavier
    Keymaster

    Yes admiral, I am calling for a fleet wide review on toaster safety. I believe toasters pose a credible threat to all TSN ships.

    • This reply was modified 5 years, 10 months ago by Xavier.
    #3798
    Fish Evans
    Moderator

    Sir, I regret to inform that during a recent unscheduled life pod drill the Ship was towed for being double Parked.

    #3839
    Maurice Allard
    Participant

    Gebbens, sir, Gebbens…

    #3843
    Leonard Hall
    Participant

    Some rookie mistook the minefield for a row of “power ups” again…

    #3864
    John van Leigh
    Participant

    My best one was “well, I ordered to cross a minefield at warp 4, but I forgot it was in the middle of a nebula”.

    #3875
    Anonymous
    Inactive

    You should have boosted your warp systems to 300% deal Pino. xD

    #3944
    Adele Mundy
    Participant

    Sir, it appears that one of the D20s in the enlisted crew’s game supplies was actually an Alien Artefact of Unimaginable Age…

    #3946
    John van Leigh
    Participant

    Well, not enough time to accelerate. It wasn’t my brightest moment.

    #3951
    Leonard Hall
    Participant

    Mundy, was the D20 labeled ZZ at any point in its existence?

    #3973
    Maurice Allard
    Participant

    BBBBZZZZTTTTT sorry si- BZZZZZZT -e appear to hav- SZZZZZT malfunction.

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