Sink
All the officers gather in the conference room to discuss preceedings. Suddenly a nuke explodes in the corner, vaporising everyone. The third division arrive to inspect the debris and find only a frozen hand clutching a scrap of paper. On the paper it reads ‘Congratulations on your recent promotion. DNA analysis of the hand identifies it as Dante Zelrich, 4th Light Division.
Lol, only joking!